When a zombie apocalypse finally shows it’s self will you know how to react, how to deal with this insane environment? Will you be that poor fat, scared, first to die bastard. Not on my imaginary watch! These are in no particular order, since I find them all equally important. Without further blah blah blah here you go good sir!
1. Find yourself a trustworthy group of comrades. Be picky, you don’t want a little pussy like Justin Bieber on your team do you?
2. Leave your weakness behind. You do what needs to be done, no exceptions.
3. Fuck ammo, use a sword!
4. Fuck cars! Limited gas and loud as ball sacks. Get in shape and use your legs. Bikes work to.
5. Be cautious. Always remove a zombie’s head, you just never know.
6. Never stop. If you stay in one place to long you will die.
7. Dress smart. No high heels!
8. Trust no one. It doesn’t matter if he is your best friend or she is your lover. Life is precious, keep yours safe.
9. Keep yourself sane. Remember what makes you human. You wouldn’t want anyone with a couple of loose screws on your team now would you?
10. Get out of the city. More people, more zombies.
By Oliver
Potato Dragon 